Cancer in the shape of an antenna
When I see people talking on their cell phones on my way to work, they're really just saying to me, "It may look like I have something important to tell someone at 8:45 in the morning, but really I just want to make sure that you know what an enormous douchebag filled with cream cheese I am."
posted by Werd @ 4:20 PM
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I got a bagel this morning from D&D. You know the "World Runs on Dunkin," D&D? Yeah, that one. Well anyway, dude...they put so much fucking cream cheese on their bagels. It's amazing. Try it. TRY IT!
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