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In the streets, the call it murderrrrr

I can't stress this enough: when looking for a place to live, never move next door to old people if you're an insomniac. Never you mind that they go to bed a few hours after you wake up and eat their early bird specials when you're cooking up eggiwegs for breakfast. No, the much greater evil here is how early they wake up. Twice now I have been awake when my elderly neighbors were already accomplishing things outdoors. The first time it was watering the lawn. Two nights ago it was putting out recycling.

I think I might take a nap.

posted by Werd @ 5:53 PM