Friday, January 26, 2007


- People in Congress should continue falling asleep during the State of the Union. Lou makes some good points in his post about it. It's hilarious. Also this photo gallery is pretty hilarious.

- It's all kinds of nipple-hardening cold outside. Wish I hadn't lost my hat. Stupid losing hatness.

- Guys, can't we all just sign a pact to not pee on the seat? Like, I don't care if you put it down, obviously. But just because the front of the seat is cut out in public bathrooms doesn't mean you can pee with the seat down - seriously.

- (nerd alert) Building dataforms one field at a time is not fun. I spent 22 hours this week doing that. I don't recommend it if you're looking to keep your mental health intact.

- I wish my hot air register didn't blow right on my face. Also, I wish I didn't compulsively and frugally shut off the heat as soon as it comes on at night. Because then I get a cold Steve nose in the morning, and that's just no good.

- I think there's a point in everyone's life where they get obsessed with "Philosophy" by Ben Folds Five. I remember Drew going through that when we were living on Uber, and it's got me by the balls right now.

Tuesday, January 23, 2007

Shoot the J. Shoot it!

Prince is performing at halftime of the Super Bowl. I am ready to bathe in the waters of Lake Minnetonka.

I just hope he plays Darling Nikki. Is that too much to ask?

Thursday, January 18, 2007

Cancer in the shape of an antenna

When I see people talking on their cell phones on my way to work, they're really just saying to me, "It may look like I have something important to tell someone at 8:45 in the morning, but really I just want to make sure that you know what an enormous douchebag filled with cream cheese I am."

Tuesday, January 16, 2007

Another slow day at work

Monday, January 15, 2007

Me and Tom

My friend Tom and I would like to say,

"Go fuck yourself, San Diego."

Monday, January 08, 2007

This guy is still alive

Can you believe it? Crazy, right? It must be genetic, to be really old still be sticking it to death, or a hot Welsh woman, as the case may be.

All this inspired by the Death Pool, consisting of myself and my equally callous friends. Nothing to get you through another year of drudgery like hoping celebrities die. Love it.