Wednesday, February 21, 2007

Calvin and Hobbes part deux

Follow-up posts rule.

"-Snow sharks?
-Yeah, that guy's a goner."

"Dad, what'd you do?"


Thursday, February 15, 2007

I needs me a man

To buy me this:

Home of the Turrists

On my way to Boston this weekend. Should be good ol' fashioned happy fun time. I'm glad there snow in the forecast for my drive back on Sunday. Thank goodness. I was worried I would have to make a trip in February to New England and we wouldn't be in danger of getting stuck somewhere.

Tim Hardaway admits to hating the gays. After bashing homosexuals and using the word "uh" at least 43 times in two minutes (according to the transcript), Hardaway said he regretted the remarks. " 'Yes, I regret it. I'm sorry. I shouldn't have said I hate gay people or anything like that,' he said. 'That was my mistake.' " No harm no foul, right kids? Everything's cool. Tim can go back to being the less memorable Hardaway in the Association from the 90s.

A new $1 coin is going into circulation. I, for one, am thanking [[insert deity here]]. Mint officials "hope they have overcome problems that doomed its two predecessors." What, like how they were only slightly larger and thicker than quarters? Go are these different? Oh, they're "golden in color and slightly larger and thicker than a quarter"? Fucking awesome!$$#@$%@#$%!@!@!!! The coin will feature George Washington....the SAME MOTHERFUCKER who's on the goddamn quarter and dollar bill.

I have to lie down now.

Nothing else to report. It's cold as fuck outside. I wish I had more than one pair of thermals, not only because they warm up the gams, but also because they give me that extra support I so desperately need in my life.

Monday, February 12, 2007

How did you learn about life?

Because I learned from these guys.

Wednesday, February 07, 2007

Double posting never felt so good, except in certain German, um, "films"

It's so true!!

I lost all my scene points when I downloaded legally purchased his new album and then totally dug it. Glad to know I'm not the only one.

Dog will hunt

The fuck, Lorelai? Like you really thought Christopher could replace Luke? And that your feelings for Luke would just go away, and you'd be able to marry that toolbag and get away with it?

Wait, scratch that. Writers, did you really think that we wouldn't see this coming 4.3 light years away, all the way from the fiery surface of Alpha Centauri? Puhlease.

Speaking of real assholes astronauts, here's a good one. "[Astronaut Lisa] Nowak was charged with attempted first-degree murder, attempted kidnapping and three other crimes Tuesday, all stemming from what police described as a love triangle involving a fellow astronaut." Really? They're attempting to breed? That's all we fucking need. Little astronauts running around everywhere.

Friday, February 02, 2007

Lou already posted about this but it's too good not to double up on

I'm doing it as hard as I can.

As Lou mentions, this is so clearly the best story of the year that I can't even believe it happened in January. Here's the link in case you've been living under a rock.

These guys have stones the size of Buicks. The best part:

"At a news conference after the hearing, Stevens and Berdovsky stepped to the microphones and said they were taking questions only about 1970s hairstyles.

When a reporter accused them of not taking the situation seriously, Stevens responded, "We're taking it very seriously." Asked another question about the case, Stevens reiterated they were answering questions only about hair and accused the reporter of not taking him and Berdovsky seriously.

Reporters did not relent and as they continued, Berdovsky disregarded their queries, saying, 'That's not a hair question. I'm sorry.' "
Just when you thought it couldn't get any better than stopping Boston in its tracks, the kids responsible come out and talk about jericurls. Balls!

Now, the first-ever Plastic Coffee Cups Groundhog Day Memorial Caption Contest For Charity (PCCGDMCFC). Come up with a better caption than me and win a major award.

"Yea, and then Trey started talking to me through the goddamn poster!"